Norwegians mmmm

Two norwegian cops found a corpse in a Peugeot.
- How you spell to Peugeot?
- No idea. Lets move him to a Ford instead.


- What does it say on the bottom of norwegian swimmingpools?
- No smoking...


- How do you get a onearmed Norwegian to get down from a Flagpole.
- You wave and then he waves back.

- How do you sink a norwegian submarine?
- Swim down and knock on it and they open and ask "Whos there?"


Three Norwegian guys was taking a walk then they found some tracks.
- i think its from a rabbit , said the first.
- i think its from a Elk, said the second.
Before the third got to say some they was run over by the train.


http://www.atheistalliance.org/aaw/Norwegians.html
"look there maybe you think its funny also"

Yes we swedes love our Norwegian neighbours